covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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