you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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