I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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