so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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