he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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