When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
It was confusing and full of hummus
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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