Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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