i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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