Non-Jews are for practice
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We had to coat check the pizza.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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