how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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