No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
nutella sex= disaster
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
