how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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