we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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