Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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