Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
