I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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