you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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