if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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