he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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