If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my shit smells like andre
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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