I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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