Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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