You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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