some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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