First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.