East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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