Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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