is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
how drunk are you?
Several
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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