Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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