every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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