Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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