I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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