im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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