Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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