What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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