SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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