woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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