There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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