I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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Have fun and good luck.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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