i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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