I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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