I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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