I hate your face
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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