Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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