i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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