I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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