Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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