Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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