Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
