this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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