HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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