i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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