Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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