IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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