Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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