they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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