She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
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I've blown a few things in my day
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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